Ex-lovers’ phone call

Comedy in one no-act

Cast:

Shrew – Chief’s ex-lover, bisexual brunette. Knows he calls her Shrew.

Chief The Short Tail – Shrew’s ex-lover. Popped his cherry with her. Doesn’t know she calls him Chief ‘The Short Tail’ (talking to her friends).

Chief’s room. Shutters closed. The Short Tail’s sitting in front of his PC, playing his favourite game. His mobile’s ringing.

Shrew (On her bed, naked): Hey!

The Short Tail: Good morning my lady.

Shrew (staring at her red-polished nails): May I drop to you this evening? Found some of your books at my place. Could bring them.

The Short Tail (fidgeting on the chair): Eeeeee, what time?

Shrew: 5?

The Short Tail: I’m busy. But thanks for care.

Shrew: Oh, it must be a chick if you’re not able to open the door.

Enjoy her!

The Short Tail: Hahahah, I’m going to crawl in the city, you shrew!

That’s it.

Shrew: You’re to strict, asshole. Or you underestimate me.

The Short Tail: You were another mind when I fucked you.

Shrew: YOU fucked ME? I, you stupid dick, I fucked YOU!

The Short Tail: Seems like you can’t forget this dick.

Shrew: Yes. I admire your poor 3-inches winkie!

Silence. Chief’s holding his tongue but not ringing off.

Shrew: Bye, short tail!